June 2012
113 posts
May 2012
91 posts
Yay, 2 people remembered without having to be...
Thanks guys.
Thanks for forgetting, mom & dad.
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
Lilo, why are you all wet?
newgroundstier:
daswiener:
captainhufflepuff:
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
Oh okay.
insane-clown-pussy:
sOMEONE I DONT KNOW JSUT SENT ME THIS VIDEO IM HAVING TROUPBLE CFIGURIGN OUT WAHTS GOING ON
A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+...
jsuthatsme:
aw man
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are you dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
Anonymous asked: my name is rainey. and i just wanna tell you guys. I JUST WANNA BE LOVED T-T -not barney
I want a nice body, but then like… food.